in medias res

BAM.

BAM.

Two more days. Why am I not nostalgic?

Not sure how, but my nails are finally growing. I think that’s a good sign. Tomorrow I’m going to apply for a catering job. Wish me luck! Skipped my second and third block. Felt absolutely liberating. Today was nice. I like how things are right now.

Home alone. Made dinner with the significant other… Mmmmm.:)

Home alone. Made dinner with the significant other… Mmmmm.:)

I am so sorry for everything.

I am a giantess. Just you wait and see. :)

My rebound booty-call booty-called me…

As it turns out, I’ve been played. Not only did he have a girlfriend the whole time, but he did the same thing to three other girls in my class. Whaddadouche.

teachingliteracy:

gachineiro:
To promote the mobile version of the Metro newspaper in Canada, advertising agency Rethink came up with the following campaign. Their idea was to set up a mini dispenser including QR Code, once scanned you were redirected to the app of the newspaper.

teachingliteracy:

gachineiro:

To promote the mobile version of the Metro newspaper in Canada, advertising agency Rethink came up with the following campaign. Their idea was to set up a mini dispenser including QR Code, once scanned you were redirected to the app of the newspaper.

Perhaps I write for no one. Perhaps for the same person children are writing for when they scrawl their names in the snow.

—Margaret Atwood (via libraryland)

(via teachingliteracy)

Rode a real life horse today. Sort of like Pocahontas. Only cooler.

Officially finished with AP biology! Can I get a whoop, whoop?

Going to a wedding on Friday.

Girl’s Night Out on Saturday… Bwahahaha.

Watched The Rebound today. It was actually pretty cute. I usually don’t like romantic comedies but I freaking love Aram.

Two more weeks until I’m done. I’m ready for school to be over.

Enjoying Beloved.

I must be getting to bed. Goodnight, all!

Damn psychosomatic democracy.

It’s official. I am going to Russia.

Yesterday I

Observed the talent show.

Enjoyed it.

Survived a snake wrapped around my neck.

Did not enjoy it.

Drove with my windows down until my UV color-changing nails turned purple.

Watched Dark Shadows with the parentals.

Somehow, it scared me, though I thoroughly enjoyed the soundtrack.

Today I

Watched several zillion hours of LOST.

Decided to relax about Monday.

Relaxed about Monday.

Decided to eat some cereal.

Ate some cereal.

Put on clothes and makeup so I could sit at home all day and all night.

As you were, Tumblr.

rasputin:

If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Your calendar’s days are numbered.
I break into song if I can’t find the key.
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

rasputin:

  • If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
  • Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • Your calendar’s days are numbered.
  • I break into song if I can’t find the key.
  • A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

(Source: thewhatever, via zillikes)