Both of my communications classes ended on wildly inappropriate terms. My first professor admitted to having naked photos of herself while my professor second cried about his marriage. English Department, here I come!
Yesterday, I mistook the word “emerged” for “ermahgerd.” It was then that I acknowledged my unhealthy yet unfaultering devotion to the internet.
my school has a facebook page made so that people can submit flirts anonymously and i keep sending them ones about me to establish myself as a “hot commodity.”
My school has the same thing!
This is sooo great !
A Lannister always pays his debts.
I am addicted to Game of Thrones.
Just beginning this five page paper. Fortunately, I only have one class tomorrow. And it doesn’t begin until 1pm. Unfortunately, I have no clue what to write about. And it’s already past 2am. Haha. Oh boy.
I haven’t been an angst-writer in years, but here I go.
I would like nothing more than to personally twist your neck off of your hairy, ogre body. I am constant; you are absent. I cared like you never will. You’re crude and obnoxiously narrow-minded. You’re hypocritical and a complete unintellectual. You ooze alcohol on weekends and week days alike and I’m sick of you drunk-texting me. I don’t want to flirt; I just want you to fall into a giant puddle and get mud all over your finest dress shirt. You’re mean and smelly and consistently display embarrassingly poor grammar.
“I entered a” “subway” “immediately” “saw her” ”She’s only breathing” “lost in” “a thousand” “faces” “noises” “where they gather” “mother” “father” “teaming” “screaming” “proudly” “beaming” “are we” “there yet?” “child, it’s rude to” “stare at” “people” “sitting” “standing” “breaking hands on” “fisting concrete” “dreams that” “never happen” “crushing” “dreams that” “never happen.” “chasing dreams that” “never happen.”
Teach me a fun way to manage my time and I’ll do it.
and when you realize that you’re the cleverest motherfucker to ever walk this planet.
when you realize you’re not clever and that everyone else is.